Before I start reading Breaking Dawn, I want to share this retarded article on relationships I found on the internet. I skimmed it, like I always do articles on horoscopes and whatnot (I am a sucker), and was delighted to find that every "bad relationship" sticking point directly related to Edward and Bella. Since I'm already in a tizzy reading ( Read more... )

The fat bitch who tried to sue Bobby formed babby. If karma existed, it would have been born with fetal alcohol syndrome, or her extremely rich parents would finally stop paying for every single thing she does (SHE'S 37 AND HER PARENTS PAY FOR HER HOUSE, PHONE BILL, HORSES, WATER BILL, EVERYTHING). Or they would make her boyfriend gtfo and not ( Read more... )

Night watch at Paradisa was boring. The only bad guys around did their business during the day, and when night came around they all went out boozing. The best you could hope for was a roudy drunk pissing on the side of the castle ( Read more... )

16 year old admits to using her mom's dildo, devises plan to make the world equal for both sexes. But mostly women.

1. women are just as good at math as men, and in fact in many cases superior ( Read more... )

In theory, Exhibit Steve is a cool guy (doesn't afraid of anything etc). In reality, Exhibit Steve is probably terrible ( Read more... )

Sunbeam Starfish: Hey babe ( Read more... )